uppity cupcake

Dec 28

this week

eat: the new berkelouw cafe in newtown (behind guzman y gomez) for poached eggs and flourless chocolate cupcakes. love the batman spotlight.

drink: a red corvette from kuleto’s (king st newtown)

read: infinite jest, david foster wallace ($35 @ berkelouw)

shop: papier d’amour (cross st double bay)

do: kayak on the harbour (new south head rd rose bay)

avoid: the myer sale

Dec 19

“the world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.” ee cummings (via measart) (via laughinearlydied)

juliasegal:

jertronic:

Jon is bugging out…he really needs a date…

quitecheeky:

(via buetkween)

“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” Jodi Picoult, My Sister’s Keeper (via negatives) (via pirouettelove) (via dearlydeparted) (via laughinearlydied)

quitecheeky:

onlycupcakes:

Via Eloise Cupcakes

Dec 11

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character…Would you slow down? Or speed up?” Chuck Palahniuk
(via robot-heart) (via myfengshuilife) (via yerawizardharry) (via laughinearlydied)

Today, I was walking out of a mall. I saw an old man riding on the back of a shopping cart down the wheelchair ramp outside, screaming “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!” while a little boy ran after him yelling “GRANDPA STOP!” It made my week. MLIA

laughinearlydied:

hunting:

(copulatedkiss / heldbywire / weusecheats)

juliasegal:

joelfrycomedy:

Has anyone ever given Bert crap over his disgusting unibrow?

I like his lunch box…